Big Chief SMASH:

Epic like... Homer's Odyssey
Rockin' niggas this summer like Ghost's wallabies
They want flavor, keep it garlicky
Hot and funky... Feta cheese and jalapeño collard greens
When the forks in my hand, DO NOT BOTHER ME
It's Big Chief SMASH, I'm on my Bootsy Collins
Stretchin' out base so I keep the cookies poppin'
Keep your Pepsi cans warm and your rocks lit
Keep a steady hand going till the high hits
GET DOWN, the game's getting chancy
Take these niggas back like James Brown to James Yancy
Shaking nigga off of their mound cus they ass cheek
Take em off the stage now cus they last week
Make my funk... That George Clinton sweating in velour in a Chevy with upholstery that's leather
That Herbie Hancock eating curry pan fried on a curb in Bangkok in a furry tank top

Big Chief SMASH as Tuco Ugly:

Well it's the one man stampede, my hoof set and ready
My hood Serengeti, five foot seven Yetti
The heavy set teddy wrecking up your Chevy deck
Rump shake, cut tape, you couldn't keep a levy wet
Open up the flood gates
I duct tape TNT to the drum break
Us fat niggas cut cake
Oh you mad cus I'm styling on you
Smack! Don't let the kid get violent on you
It's the... Chief pistoleer Juan Wilkes Boothe
Repeat so it's crystal clear Juan will shoot
Him like click BLAOW the boi will shoot
Bust you in your shit, lea'ya one real tooth
So y'all the truth? Then I'm sodium pentethol
Keep pretending y'all can knock me off the pedestal
Press record hear the breath of God seeping in
Best regards, peace to you and yours, Chief and em

Big Chief SMASH as Johnny Schmutz:

The God's gender pronoun is elo-him
Y'all skim the profile cus he so grim
But y'all could tangle with just a sample of what he holds in
Now just imagine when he goes in
Laaawd try and dethrone him
Motherfuckers show up about a C note thin
I'm accurate, keep the kilos trim
Zeroed in
Passionate, you hard but when it's time to get crackin, you D-Bo's chin
Slackin
From the Queensboro bridge to the Cinco 10
Nigga I'll slap box your cheekbones in
Shrink, drop your rings, revert back to your default skin
Yous a quiche & sweet roll from a bistro pimp
Beast mode! I'll sleep hold a keynote's pen
Peligro! That rear choke's a pre-soaked win
Wash 'em
We got results in, determined you's a liar
Talk to UPS human resources, they hiring...
Yous a piece o'shit
I'm straight forward, elo-quent, you won't have to decode shit
I'm betting on the best, Charlie Hustle Pete Rose shit
A cut above the rest, let the hemo drip
Jackson Pollock with the eagle, feed the easel clips
Or here go six... BLAOW... from the pistolas
Get your meatloaf split
Head looking like the gyro ripped
Chief the layover for your ego trip
Fronted the rap game 12 perico bricks
Want it all back mane, and 3 fold quick
Peace to Marisol and Chris Quiñones
Bronx niggas eat corn bread with frijoles
We family...
If beef rolls in I debone ribs
You's a Kinkos print with a weak low tint
The maestro none can equal him
I'm like a... regular freaking Beethoven over here!